A Condemned Extrovert

NASA has officially declared that they will not be taking any extroverts on their newly-planned manned missions to Mars – at least not in the foreseeable future. It has been determined that the cramped confines of the craft that the three or four ‘astronauts’ will be living in for their next three years or so – with everything on the spacecraft pre-set, pre-determined and pre-programmed –  do not make the best environment for a runaway mouth. NASA’s head-borers have established beyond a shadow of a doubt that the cooler guys aboard Mission Mars could snap from all the natter, and the mission could become irretrievably jeopardized.

That means, simply, that I am out of the race. These NASA guys are no fools and if I were to apply for one of them coveted slots, it is a foregone conclusion that they will dredge up everything about me and the first thing they will come up with is this blog. And once they get onto this blog, of course, it will be game up for me!

The word count itself would be enough to have the paper containing my name headed for the shredder at supersonic speed!

The alternate scenario is that if NASA’s calculations are correct (about the mouth, I mean), and they make the mistake of botching their screening process and allow me aboard that spacecraft, at takeoff we wouldn’t have made it through Mach 1 (I guess that means gear no.1) before smoke thick enough to be seen with the naked eye would be spotted seeping from the craft’s cockpit – and you can bet the smoke wouldn’t be from gas fumes!

So, I surrender! I give up. I will stick to this blog and continue boring my readers with my long, ‘extrovert’ posts.

2 thoughts on “A Condemned Extrovert

  1. Wow Zakaria your a equipped Evangelist and you will always be, and your welcome to come and visit and share your God given wisdom, having asked for it and received in Faith, I never tire of hearing His Truth.

    Remember the Apostle Paul, of course you do, he opened his mouth, yes he was a Spirit lead Extrovert and he also wrote in great detail and there were no Chapters or verses, full stops or commas or small particles, do you know what he said about his messages….

    As we have therefore opportunity let us do good unto all men especially unto them who are of the household of faith ye see how large a letter I have written unto you with mine own hand. Galatians 6:10-12 (KJV)

    OK some don’t appreciate detail, they want short and sweet, after all there is so much to do and T.V and Computer games awaits and their own Blog of course, a quick verse of Scripture with a few words to pad it out and their off.

    God bless you Zakaria in your faithfulness to share how The Lord leads you , those who put a hold on the Holy Spirit will find they have only half the Truth but yes to be fair sometimes less can bless too but this is not to be our intent, Jesus leads us into all Truth .

    One person who appreciates what you share Zakaria, is better than a 100 Likes that don’t, and Jesus always appreciates a faithful heart, No you may not reach the heights in a Rocket Ship but you will in His arms….

    Isaiah 40: 30-31 Even the youths shall faint and be weary, and the young men shall utterly fall but they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as Eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

    Wow what a long comment … I just got Condemned too!

    Christian Love in our Unity in Christ Jesus – Anne.

    • You are my most recent visitor, Anne, but I will say your ‘comment’ has moved me in a way I have never felt. And you are so balanced!… “those who put a hold on the Holy Spirit will find they have only half the Truth but yes to be fair sometimes less can bless too”.
      I can’t say much now, except thank you very much and may the Lord bless your wonderful heart.

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